February 24, 2010

Get Vajazzled!
First they wax it bare, then they bedazzle it with rhinestones!


(probably a bit NSFW, unless you work involves gynecology, Brazilian waxes, or Swarovski crystals)
Thanks to Kelly for the tip.


How do you like those apples? Waxy, with a chemical sheen.

January 14, 2009


So, you know how regular apples are nice and shiny, but organic ones aren’t? Well. There’s a product called Apple Lustr, and it or something like it gets sprayed on apples to make ’em so shiny and waxy and yummy looking. Here’s some info from the product information the company distributes. Note that this isn’t written by hippies who fertilize their gardens with their own pee and eat their placentas and weird stuff like that. This is released by the company who’s trying to sell the product.

“If swallowed, this material may cause digestive tract irritation and central nervous system effects such as headache, dizziness, nausea, drowsiness, and, in severe exposures, loss of consciousness.”

Oh, thanks for letting me know. I’ll be sure not to swallow my apples.