Hide and Gobama

May 21, 2010

Security in the White House ain't as rigorous as it once was.

Sorry no credit for this adorable photo, I forget where I found it. Jacket pocket, maybe? They’re always in the last place you look.

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Pictures lie

July 12, 2009

This video is a very clear illustration of the fact that you can’t trust photos. You can’t really trust video, either, as I’ve pointed out before. And you can’t trust real life, as I learned when I noticed that Santa had the same cursive as my mother. TRUST NOBODY, that’s my motto.


John Hodgman’s roast

June 22, 2009

Thanks to Elliott for the tip.


One more reason to love Obama

June 12, 2009

He’ll help you skip school.
Make sure to watch the video. This man is seriously the awesomest.
Thanks to Shannon D for the tip!


Obama at the snack bar

June 8, 2009

Remember I showed you guys President Obama’s Flickr photo stream? Consider it the gift that keeps on giving.

obama snack bar

Photo by Pete Souza. Thanks to Reub for the tip.


Live long and prosper: the Jewish origins of the Vulcan salute

May 22, 2009
Give me three more of these and I'll show you a playground trick.

Give me three more of these and I'll show you a playground trick.

The Vulcan greeting is based upon a blessing gesture used by the kohanim (koe-hah-NEEM) during the worship service. The kohanim are the genealogical descendants of the Jewish priests who served in the Jerusalem Temple.

The blessing gesture forms the hand into the shape of the Hebrew letter Shin, which stands for Shaddai, a name for God.

Shin.

Shin.

Like most Jewish children, young Leonard Nimoy could not contain his curiosity about what the kohanim were really doing up there in front of the congregation. He writes:

“The special moment when the Kohanim blessed the assembly moved me deeply, for it possessed a great sense of magic and theatricality… I had heard that this indwelling Spirit of God was too powerful, too beautiful, too awesome for any mortal to look upon and survive, and so I obediently covered my face with my hands. But of course, I had to peek.” (From his autobiography, I am Spock.)

Nimoy felt that there should be some kind of distinctive greeting among Vulcans, analogous to a handshake or a bow. Alan Dean Foster’s novelization, based on an early script, has Spock kneeling before the Vulcan matriarch, T’Pau, who places her hands on his shoulders, like royalty dubbing a knight. But Nimoy didn’t care for this. Previous episodes had already established that Vulcans are touch telepaths. Therefore, a touch on the shoulders would be an invasion of privacy. Instead, Nimoy drew upon his own Jewish background to suggest the now-familiar salute.

Full article here, via Metafilter.

He's totes Spock.  Mixed-race, tight haircut, pointy sideburns, measured vocal cadence, plus HAWT.

He's totes Spock. Mixed-race, tight haircut, pointy sideburns, measured vocal cadence, plus HAWT.

The thing is, not everyone can make the Shin gesture. Nimoy himself had to practice as a child, and apparently neither William Shatner, nor Zachary Quinto- who plays Spock in the 2009 movie- can hold the gesture. I actually suspected that Quinto had a little help to form his salute- his hand seemed strained and weirdly angled in every scene where he had to throw down the old LLAP. Turns out that Shatner tied his fingers together with fishing line; Quinto used superglue.

Umm, you guys, this begs the question….

WHY DID NOBODY SUGGEST THAT THEY USE….

SHIN-SPLINTS!!?!!

amirite?

huh?

guys?

Some photos don't need jokey captions

Some photos don't need jokey captions

There’s some more Pageslap Star Trek fun here.

Hey what do the Kohanim play in the winter?
SHINNY HOCKEY


Obama’s Flickr account

May 18, 2009

Barack Obama has a photostream on Flickr. Every day a handful of new photos go up, courtesy the White House photographers. Lots of these pics are of the “People in Suits Sit at a Table” vein you’d expect- not exactly scintillating photojournalism- but some of them are pure gold. For example, recently the son of a White House employee wondered aloud whether Obama’s haircut felt like his own haircut. In the name of science, the POTUS allowed for some exploratory palpitation:

If that little boy is Muslim, I know some Republicans who are going to be verrry upset about this

If that little boy is Muslim, I know some Republicans who are going to be verrry upset about this

Adorable. Thanks to Reub (link goes to a funny essay he wrote, which is worth a read) for the tip.