GSP willing to share office supplies… maybe.

November 23, 2010

Actually, I’d trust GSP in this context. Maybe not some of those other MMAniacs, though.
Thanks to Helder for the tip.

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Double Knockout

July 9, 2010

Two fighters, two punches.

Thanks to Helder for the tip.


MMA? Nah. Much More Betterer Amazing Fightings!

April 30, 2010

I never thought I’d say this, but I enjoy watching fights (UFC and WWF) at sports bars. I think I would enjoy that activity even more, though, if I could sit back with a platter of nachos in the middle of a mob of meatheads and watch even better combat sports, like these:

X-ARM!
Tie two fighters’ left arms together and make them arm wrestle… while punching each other in the face with their other arms!
Would you like to see the face I made while I watched this for the first time? Helder was kind enough to grab a screencap of the chat window while I played the link:

This face, if it were translated into words, might approximate something like HOLY CRAP THIS IS THE DUMBEST AND BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN EVARRRRR

Ok, I won’t keep you in suspense much longer.
Here it is, is the very best fighting you’ve ever seen.

You know what else would be cool? Strapping two fighters chest-to-chest with duct tape and letting them headbutt each other until one passes out! I’m gonna invent that!

Here is the second best kind of fighting. I call it the Lighting Bolt. You’ll soon see why.

And here are some more idiotic fighting ideas.
One million thank yous to Helder for these tips.


BJ Penn: you should see how fast he gets out of a puddle.

August 5, 2009

Here’s a video of mixed martial arts fighter BJ Penn doing a standing vertical jump out of a swimming pool. He just, you know, leaps straight out of chest-deep water, without using his hand,s and lands neatly on the deck. WHAT THE WHAT??!! It’s a skill that would really have come in handy for this woman’s friends.

I could do this too, but I’m not the UFC lightweight champion so I choose not to. Plus it makes girls get really jealous of me and stuff.