I was trying to come up with a witty caption for this image, but then I got distracted because I saw something shiny.
So, I appeal to you: write a witty caption for this image in the comments!
Winner and 2 runners-up will get… umm… the dubious prize that is my admiration…?
(As always, you can comment anonymously, or insert a fake name & email addy into the form, it’ll still work).