Gyllenhaal

TWAT ENTERTAINMENT REPORTER:
Is it pronounced HHHill-en-Holl?

JAKE GYLLENHAAL:
Yep.

TWAT ENTERTAINMENT REPORTER:
…Or Gill-in-HAAAL?

JAKE GYLLENHAAL:
It’s prononced YILL-in-HOO-Lee-hay.

TWAT ENTERTAINMENT REPORTER:
It’s very hard to spell, as well, isn’t it. How many L’s?

JAKE GYLLENHAAL:
Uh. There are three L’s.

TWAT ENTERTAINMENT REPORTER:
But where do they go in the word, nobody knows.

Well, it is printed in block capitals on a large poster located RIGHT BEHIND YOUR HIGHLIGHTED HEAD YOU TWAT

5 Responses to Gyllenhaal

  1. Amanda says:

    Bahaha, at least he was good enough to play along. YILL-in-HOO-lee-hay sounds almost Irish.

  2. noah says:

    ahahahahahhahahahahahahahah!
    I also loved Yillinhooleehay.
    I feel like i need to move to a country called Yillinhooleehay.
    I’m gonna be saying that for the rest of the day…

    …yillinhooleehay…

    hee hee hee…

  3. solarstarfruit says:

    i like where jake concedes that his name is top heavy with the Ls. very funny.

  4. Opacity says:

    omg I don’t even remember how I stumbled across this blog, but i’m pretty sure we are soul mates. oh, and this shit is hilarious.

  5. Opacity says:

    i mean, hillenhoolarious

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