News is bunk

This is major.  Somebody call Anderson Cooper.

This is major. Somebody call Anderson Cooper.

Daily news annoys me. It’s 70% invented; they need so much filler to make their daily allotment. Last night a major Canadian news channel ran a story about 12 small dogs found in unsanitary conditions in the GTA. It was literally a news story that could be summarized as “Sad dogs got dirty. More at 11.” On national news. This is news? I thought about it for a while but then my head exploded and I turned off the television and ran around my apartment intoning insightful headlines like “DOGS: DISHEVELED AND DISAPPOINTED. CANADIAN CANINES COPING WITH CANDIDA. PARKDALE PUPPIES… IN POOP.” …and other stchupidness, over and over, to simulate what I was missing.

2 Responses to News is bunk

  1. Anonymous says:

    WHY WAS MY PROGRAM INTERRUPTED TO PLAY TIGER’S PRESS CONFERENCE!!!!??? WHY IS A DUDE WHO CHEATED ON HIS WIFE NEWS!!!??? PEOPLE DON’T HAVE RUNNING WATER AND LITTLE GIRLS ARE BEING TRADED AND SOLD LIKE BASEBALL CARDS AND THEY CHOOSE TO TELL US ABOUT A MAN CHEATING ON HIS WIFE!!!!

    I HATE THE NEWS AS WELL!!!

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