Luke, I am your pants.

Just for Jenn: a few hundred Star Wars lines that are better when you sub in the word “pants”.

I find your lack of pants disturbing.
You are unwise to lower your pants.
Your pants, you will not need them.
Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
The Force is strong in my pants.

Via Damian.


2 Responses to Luke, I am your pants.

  1. jennyhead says:

    AMAZING. I enjoy that you have a pants tag on this entry.

  2. What about Leia’s line?

    “Your friend is quite the mercenary. I wonder if he really cares about anything. Or pants.”

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