I have decided to nickname this reverse-mullet haircut the TELLUM. That’s “mullet” backwards, and it is also the sound of a rallying cry that is congruent with how I feel about Kate Gosselin.
As in: YOU TELLUM, KATE GOSSELIN.
And for the record: I kind of like this haircut. In fact I had a curly variation of it in 2000. Yeah, that was nine years ago, but you know what? I like the fact that KG has the ‘nads to do something unconventional with her hair instead of just capitulating to the boob-length wavy extensions clipped to the heads of everybody else on TV. SO THERE.