When she heard I might lose my internet access for the rest of the night, Hill proved herself a true friend and served me, as a sort of last meal, a clip that I seriously think is the truffle-encrusted shark fin steak of the web. Punchy and brief, this is choice online hilarity. Karate cat, y’all. Watch this.
You’re gonna wanna watch it a few times (in fact, I defy you not to). Look at the moment the kitten realizes he’s about to get plowed. His tiny paws hesitate just for a moment, and then, RRROW. So good.
Also I realized I can still be online if I hold the charger cord at juuust the right angle. The stupid charger and its cord are heating up like you wouldn’t believe, and if I fall asleep doing this, the detestable thing will likely melt into my carpet and set my apartment on fire for the second time in 13 months, but I have internet, y’all!