Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is Derren Brown, and welcome to the Palisades Mall. We hope that your shopping experience is an uplifting arm, and I’d like to bring to your pay attention some very special offers today. Details of our special offers can be found handily by the elevators. So why not come right arm up and see for yourselves. Our special offers will only be available for a very short time, so all those customers wishing to reach up and grab this exciting opportunity should do so… now.
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