I thought I’d collect some of my favourite posts, and put ‘em all in one place for your reading pleasure.
FUN THINGS YOU CAN MAKE:
Candied Bacon: Do not bring to a Jewish dinner party
Tips for making 5-minute chocolate cake in a coffee mug
Stupid little collars to make your cats look like businessmen!
UNFLATTERING STORIES ABOUT MYSELF:
My pants got tight.
I got the flu and it made me uggers
I am obsessed with a particular brand of hair conditioner
IT’S PEEEEEEEE
UNFLATTERING STORIES ABOUT OTHERS:
I saw a ghost in Tim Horton’s
“My acting”, a terrible/awesome conversation I overheard on the subway
PERSONAL NOSTALGIA:
Hallowe’en 2008
An anecdote from middle school
A random story from high school
My daily routine
I got food poisoning on a busy day
My hometown of Etobicoke, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Short video I made of a large cat eating a marshmallow
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LESSONS OF DEBATABLE USEFULNESS:
How to be Barack Obama for Hallowe’en
How to pull gross wads of hair out of a clogged drain
How to be really good at clothes shopping
How to get a free drink on an airplane
How to make jello-molds of human feet
How to do cartoon voices: 10 tips
How to catch spiders to feed a turtle
SORT OF ANALYTICAL THINGIES I WROTE:
Conversation starter: tell a big bug story
My review of the Diamonds exhibit at the Royal Ontario Museum
In which I make fun of Flash-animated websites
Obama’s speech in Berlin: an actor’s perspective
DISGUSTING / AWESOME:
My cat killed three mice, what a badass
An entry that is more disgusting, less awesome
I found a chicken in an egg, gross
Which came first? The question haunts me.
IN WHICH I EXPRESS AMAZEMENT ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE NOT THAT IMPORTANT:
The biggest dog I ever did see
I support Kate Gosselin’s haircut
I met a girl who looked weirdly like me on the subway
I USED TO WRITE FOR ANOTHER BLOG & NEWSPAPER
Review of the Darwin Exhibit at the Royal Ontario Museum, with great photos of humping tortoises
* Restaurant review: Saving Grace
* Restaurant review: Sidecar
Cafe review of Ding Ding Pastries
* article was also published in the National Post print edition
