I have decided to nickname this reverse-mullet haircut the TELLUM. That’s “mullet” backwards, and it is also the sound of a rallying cry that is congruent with how I feel about Kate Gosselin.
As in: YOU TELLUM, KATE GOSSELIN.
And for the record: I kind of like this haircut. In fact I had a curly variation of it in 2000. Yeah, that was nine years ago, but you know what? I like the fact that KG has the ‘nads to do something unconventional with her hair instead of just capitulating to the boob-length wavy extensions clipped to the heads of everybody else on TV. SO THERE.

July 8, 2009 at 5:57 pm |
I like the single Nicole-curly-lock trailing over your left shoulder. Adds personality. I’m so putting this on BeautyGeeks as a Guest Post. Next week. Can’t wait.
July 8, 2009 at 5:58 pm |
UNCONVENTIONAL?? That’s a kind word for it. I’d use a different U-word. UUUUGLY.
July 9, 2009 at 1:26 am |
i know, that one curl, right? i just couldn’t be arsed to clone-stamp out on the pinstripes. guest post away. make sure you preserve the link to my defence of kate gosselin though. this avatar is not intended to hate on kate, i think that’s super lame because anyone who has ever worked on the back end of a camera knows that shit is 90% manipulated and 10% outright faked.
July 9, 2009 at 12:31 pm |
i kind of think you want to go blonde and i kind of think you should.