“Ooooh,” you sneer, “when is Nicooole gonna just take a chillll pilll and give us a breaaaak from her ceaseless barrage-o-Barack, her endless nailin’-o-Palin to the wall of ridicule, this constant erection-o-all things election (that one was weird), huh?
The answer, friends, is “Hopefully some time this Wednesday, unless her neighbours to the south mess it up and elect the terrifying ones, in which case not for several more years.”
Yeah, you heard me. I can go on.
Is that sufficient incentive? Go! Scamper, little Americans, and waddle, big Americans, quick like bunnies and other animals, to the polls to do what I cannot do from my vantage point here in the North. No seriously, go on, scram, I’ll keep an eye on Russia for you.
Oh, but!
Don’t try to vote wearing campaign-related clothing.
And also,
Double-check that your Presidential vote is recorded- there have been reports of some machines flipping votes (particularly “straight ticket votes“).
And even,
Lookit what happened to the (other) big O, as in Prah.
This is a lot of obsession information about an election in a country I don’t even live in. What else can I do, post awesome late-80s nostalgia rappaganda videos with impeccable meter and clever rhymes?
FINE THEN.
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