Man hit by car in diner.

This dude is such an unflappable badass.

The link goes to a mostly-silent 20 second video on the BBC News site. Check out the right-hand side of the image. Here we have a trucker-style Southern dude, just minding his own business, and then a car smashes right into the restaurant, WHAM. My favourite part is that afterwards he puts his hat back on like it ain’t no thing.

Thanks to Elliott for the tip.

Let them eat microwaved mug-cake.

UPDATE: I made this! And it was good!.

Found a five-minute cake recipe that you make in a coffee mug in the microwave. Wow.

This looks like such a mistake.

in a microwaveable mug,

MIX:
4 Tablespoons cake flour
4 Tablespoons sugar
2 Tablespoons cocoa

UPDATE: I recommend 3tbs flour and 3tbs cocoa. More chocolateyer.

ADD:
1 Egg
3 Tablespoons milk
3 Tablespoons oil

UPDATE: I recommend melted salted butter instead of oil.

Mix well & nuke for 3 minutes.

This, on the other hand, looks like chocolatey genius.